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Joke of the Day

"Facing charges for attacking a man on New Years Eve.. Well, excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten."

"What do you do when an elephant comes in your window? You swim!"

"Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!"

"What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring? That's lacist."

"What is a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!"

"Pooping is just like Game of Thrones. You either win or you die."

"*Closes app. Immediately reopens the same app*"

"When does a Mexican know he's hungry? His asshole stops burning."

"What does DNA stand for? the National Dyslexic Association"