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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay alcoholic? Liqourace."
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"What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing? Muscle tone deaf."
"My dad's not an alcoholic... ...He just collects empty bottles, sounds so much better, doesn't it? ~ Stewart Francis"
"Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra."
"What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store? Ay puppi."
"5 Strategies to stop arguing whit your Women 1. Admit she is right 2. Admit she is right 3. admit she is right 4. admit she is right 5. run for your life"
"Haters gonna have a valid point sometimes."
"I almost drowned trying to swim today. The security guard didn't even care he just told me to get the hell out of the mall fountain."
"What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff? A precipuss."
"What's the difference between an Atheist and a black guy? Atheists are stereotyped as being giant dicks. Black guys are stereotyped as having giant dicks."