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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff? A precipuss."

"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"

"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."

"My friend David lost his ID the other day Now we just call him dav"

"You never really know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it'll last. Snow, maybe."

"What do you call tree porn? Entai."

"[speed dating] *girl sits down* ""hi im melan- QUICK A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS WHAT WEAPON DO YOU USE ""wha- CORRECT ANSWER WAS KATANA. NEXT"

"A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can!"

"What do you call a Satanist dancer? A ba'al-erina."

"It was really hard for me to get over my addiction to the hokey cokey. But i've turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."