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Joke of the Day
"Why did that animal's wife get a divorce? Because he was a cheetah."
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"A Ducks walks into a bar He orders a beer and says.......... put it on my tab."
"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because, they make up everything..."
"How do you know when a politician is lying? Their mouth is moving."
"When the blonde found out her toaster wasn't water proof, she was shocked. A man walked into a therapist office wearing nothing but shrink wrap. The therapist said, ""I can clearly see you're nuts"""
"Two Irish guys walk out of a bar."
"What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!"
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world... ...those who can count and those who can't"
"A Conductor ... What do you call a part time conductor ?? . . . a *semiconductor*"
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