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Joke of the Day

"My ex told me that Gaga's ""Bad Romance"" song reminds him of me. Now I'm glad I dumped him. What sort of idiot admits to listening to Gaga."

"Why did they name golf golf? Because fuck was already taken."

"Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day? Because he's a little prick!"

"The first of Jay-Z's 99 problems is the obsessive compulsive disorder that requires him to know his precise number of problems at all times."

"What do you call trees that grow in Tobago? Tobogany."

"French Stoner Joke: 80"

"In my free time I help blind children I usually find throwing pencils is the most efficient method"

"Is it ok to hate a certain race? I am fine with 5km races but marathons just do my head in."

"God made every person different... He got tired by the time he got to China..."

"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."