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Joke of the Day
"Is it ok to hate a certain race? I am fine with 5km races but marathons just do my head in."
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"Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine"
"*Sexist Warning* ""Why is it called a waist?"" Because you can easily fit another pair of tits on there"
"Today I was on Crimea St It was flooded."
"Why are wedding dresses white? It's the most popular colour of home appliances, washing machines, dishwashers,........"
"I like my women how I like my text wrapping... Tight."
"I spend 99% of my drunk time chasing my cat around trying to give him a hug."
"You're like that person playing Pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it."
"So, I'm thinking of getting a sex change. Currently I have none, but I identify as someone who does. EDIT: Changed relate to identify. I think it better that way."
"Made this up a few years ago listening to NPR What do you call music about climate change? An Al Gore-rhythm"