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Joke of the Day
"What do you call trees that grow in Tobago? Tobogany."
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"I must have an amazing butt because every time I finish talking to someone & turn around to walk away, I hear them whisper, ""What an Ass!"""
"Why isn't there a middle finger emoji I swear I would use it 99% of the time"
"What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common? Both can be fixed with a coathanger."
"Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation? Because they can`t wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring."
"Why was the challah bread good at defending itself? Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)"
"Why do people go into technical jobs? Because they suck at communicating so hard, they'd rather fuck a computer"
"TIFU by crashing my car The last thing that went through my mind was my anus"
"What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan."
"""Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption"" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me."