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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever tried to do ""The Dolphin"" during sex? It's when you try and stick it in the butt and she shakes her head saying ""eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh""."

"Dinosaurs probably spelled Tuesday, 'Ptuesday'"

"You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!"

"I saw my friend's kids at Walmart and they told me they were lost and I was like ""good luck guys"" and walked away. I'd be a great mother."

"What do you call a group of polar bears that support Donald Trump? A basket of depolarbears"

"What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet? There's Noel."

"Why was the paleontologist angry? Because he had a bone to pick."

"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling."

"You had me at- well, you're breathing and female. That's about the point you had me."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes ones a year & when he does its in a chimney!"