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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available."

"Dear Ninja Turtles, Why are you wearing masks? There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you."

"Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. ""So it's like any other day."""

"A feminist once asked me: ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I responded: ""1080p."""

"humpy dumpy yo mom is like humpy dumpy first she gets hump then she gets dumped"

"Who get's the best grades? A-sians"

"Martin Shkreli in jail: ""Can I have an aspirin?"" Jail: ""Yes. That will be $197,000."""

"Did you know sex is hereditary? If your parents didn't have it, you probably won't either."

"There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong caring loving. They'd be wrong but you could still use them."

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"