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Joke of the Day

"Lions do NOT share. If you try to give them half a hoagie, they will take it, plus your half, plus your arm, plus I am inside a lion."

"*goes 100mph in Prius *gets pulled over by police Cop: HOW"

"What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair? A transformer."

"Huge bowls of cereal are the parentheses to my night's sleep."

"What do you call a party with no Filipino people? A no-Nguyen scenario."

"How did Chernobyl disaster happen ? scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing."

"Ban pre-shredded cheese... Make America grate again!"

"What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup? Cancer. ( )"

"Willie: ""I have an awful toothache."" Tommie: ""I'd have it taken out if it was mine."" Willie: ""Yes if it was yours I would too."""

"What do you call a story about a rooster? A cocktale."