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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair? A transformer."
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"Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? ""Genius has its limits."""
"They should name hurricanes after black people: It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood."
"Time flies like an arrow.. Fruit flies like a banana."
"NFL Not Female Lovers Nail Females Limp Nasty F...ckig Liars Not Fair Losers"
"Why do Hasidic Jews dress so strangely? Because they are unorthodox."
"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after sex? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Whenever I see a bear on a motorbike I'm like, ""Good for you. You've not let the fact you can't be tattooed stop you from getting a bike."""
"Why couldn't the NSA go outside? They were Snowden."
"Today some boiled water died.. It shall be mist"