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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a party with no Filipino people? A no-Nguyen scenario."
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"Sometimes I like to use big words... So people will think I am more photosynthesis"
"""Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it."" ~ Not an old Irish proverb"
"Nobody cares about the Jews Hitler and his men are having a meeting, Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"
"Was going to rob a bank today, but the pen was chained to the desk."
"""Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"" -""A little early isn't it, Woody?"" -""For a beer?"" -""No, for stupid questions."""
"What kind of moron invented the fire blanket Surely fire is warm enough already?"
"Rain drop drop top.... 1k upvotes and i'll sub to /r/clopclop"
"Sometimes when I'm taking a dump, I just have to chuckle. You know, for shits and giggles."
"Rick Astley will loan you any movie in his Pixar collection except for one... He's never going to give you Up"