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Joke of the Day

"Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one He said, ""No thanks, I'm Jewish."" I said, ""Don't worry, they're free."""

"What do Mathematicians use to fry their food? Euler butter."

"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three."

"What are the cheapest kind of nuts? Deer nuts, they're under a buck."

"LIFE HACK: If you want to remember something write it upside down on the back of your underwear waistband. You'll see it when you're pooping"

"Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."

"Pilots sure do like dick holes... Sorry, im just testing out my new thesaurus"

"I'm usually more of a Samantha but sometimes I am such a Carrie, like when a bucket of blood got dumped on my head at prom"

"I asked ny blind friend to read braille for me I guess every lego spells out ""fuck you dude""."

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