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Joke of the Day
"Halloween is a great time for comedy Because skeleton jokes are always humerus"
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"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."
"What do you call a Trump supporter on a Friday night? A bad person"
"Me: How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves? The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence"
"One thing I've learned about this world is that there are always going to be people who want to change you. -babies"
"Why was the Jewish man so defensive about his beer? Because Hebrewed it."
"what's a pirate's favorite letter? You would think its 'RRRRRRRRRRR', but its actually P because without it they would go irate!"
"Old high school classmate: Really? You're about to have your 4th child? Me: Are you surprised I like kids? Him: I'm surprised you had sex."
"I'm really claustrophobic and just walked into a room crammed full with married people... Luckily there wasn't a single person in it"
"Yelp is a great way to find out where garbage people will never eat again because one time a waitress forgot their honey mustard."