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Joke of the Day
"What gas is best dressed at a dinner party? Formaldehyde"
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"I wonder what people with house phones posted on MySpace today?"
"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback."
"My mom's favorite part of Mother's Day is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."
"What do you milk you can't see? Pasteurized milk."
"Steve Harvey"
"Today we celebrate the birthday of a man who changed the way we see and understand the magic of the universe. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton."
"You might think you're smart until you try using someone else's microwave."
"On a poster in my math class ""4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"" The sad thing is my first thought was ""Oh good, I'm not alone!"""
"What do you calla nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"