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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow? A moo-slim."

"What does a Mexican cut a pizza with? Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)"

"Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario &how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream."

"Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity"

"I've always wondered why china have such a high population. Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!"

"Those Valentine's Day displays at the entrance of every store are like surprise parties for your loneliness."

"I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives."

"He's 52, from now on let's just call him John Depp."

"Why does the doctor spank the baby after birth? To knock the dicks off the dumb ones."

"Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave."