13699

Joke of the Day

"Those Valentine's Day displays at the entrance of every store are like surprise parties for your loneliness."

"Why do all public restrooms feel haunted?"

"Do You Know Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!!"

"My tongue was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records until the damn librarian kicked me out."

"What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela."

"My life is a nightmare since they legalized gay marriage Because I have Iridophobia."

"Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water Waiter: No problem, I'll get you a new one Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports"

"What's the difference between a Trump voter and a polar bear? One is a fat, white, mindless killing machine with no conscience or future, and the other is a bear."

"There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? The cops"

"This morning I went for a run and came back home after 2 mins because I forgot something... I forgot that I was fat and could only run for 2 mins."