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Joke of the Day
"What's the slowest boat? A snail boat"
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"My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks."
"How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster."
"What's green and not heavy? Light green"
"A termite walks into a bar... and says ""Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"""
"How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday! "
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? Every once in a while a Canoe would tip."
"Sometimes blank stare is the correct answer."
"What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before? Vir-jeans"
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stpehen hawking after a house fire."