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Joke of the Day

"What's the slowest boat? A snail boat"

"What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them? The Islands"

"Deer What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea What do you call a deer with no legs no eyes and no dick? Still no fucking ides"

"Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Adam Levine walk into a bar.. ..and it burns to the ground and it's finally safe to turn the radio back on."

"Did you hear about the war between the blondes and the brunettes? The blondes were throwing hand grenades, and the brunettes were pulling the pins and throwing them back."

"Are they ""haters"" or just ""people who noticed that you're a dick""? Check again."

"I have 2 moods. Sleep is for the weak and I want to sleep for a week."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle"

"What do you call Batman skipping out on church? Christian Bail"

"Don't forget to pay your taxes this year so the Government can give it to people that don't work as hard as you."