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Joke of the Day

"Don't forget to pay your taxes this year so the Government can give it to people that don't work as hard as you."

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"I'm so broke... I gotta jerk off the dog to feed the cat"
"A few jokes my friend told me... What do you call a bitten apple? -An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone? -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad? -An Ipad Mini."
"Who do ghosts worship? Boo, DUH!!!"
"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because you wore the wrong sock."
"""I have to poop"" ~What teenagers say when they don't want to do something you've asked them to do"
"Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea? ""Are you ticklish?"""
"Me: ""Sorry I'm late. Car trouble."" Him: ""What kind of car trouble?"" Me: ""It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."""
"How does Bruce Wayne's mom call Bruce in for dinner... She can't she's dead"