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Joke of the Day
"What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for? Organized crime."
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"What does Hitler's asshole and the 7 dwarves have in common? They both enjoy Mein Shaft"
"What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation? A Chernobel Prize."
"So I called the rape helpline... ... they said they only help victims"
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was up there he said he couldn't complain..."
"A guy I know got hit in the head with a can of soda He was lucky it was a soft drink"
"KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok"
"I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!"
"Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President? She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"What did Hillary Clinton say when they took down her private email server? R.I.P. My Inbox"