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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West? He was afraid of Chemo-sabe."
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"Where can you get away with rape? Any school for the deaf"
"What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster? a failure!"
"Boss: Anyone have anything else to add to this meeting? Me: Yes. I am awesome. Boss.... Me: Write that shit down."
"You say kidnapping. I say surprise adoption. Tomato, Tomahto Get in the van."
"when i die i want my kids to carry my casket. So they can let me down one more time."
"If a tree falls in the forest...... If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"*handshake* wow, soft hands! u must've never worked a day in ur life [coming off a 9 hour shift at the Vaseline factory] ""u dont know me."""
"I like my women how I like my wine... 12 years old and locked in my basement"
"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"