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Joke of the Day

"Every time someone makes a typo, I look at the location of the letters on the keyboard to consider whether it's justified."

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"how many hitlers does it take to change a light bulb? nein edit: i dont know if this is posted before, it probably has but i thought of it myself, no hate :3"