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Joke of the Day
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers."
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"yea whataver ... i have a gf shes uhhh *looks around* imported. i mean foreign. yea shes a Modelo too. no i said model. a very especial girl"
"I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin. Not mine, someone else's."
"I just saw a guy with no legs. I told him all about my recent stubbed toe. I hope it made him feel better about the whole no legs thing."
"They say in New York somebody gets stabbed every 15 minutes, poor bastard."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new haircut? Neither has he."
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only ""comes"" once a year"
"I think my cat is a communist. He keeps saying ""Mao"""
"""So,why r all Arabs terrorists?"" 'All?' ""Well,most."" 'There's 369,243,763 Arabs.If they were mostly terrorists,you'd be dead' #ArabInAmerica"
"What did Delaware? A New Jersey"