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Joke of the Day
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers."
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"Dove: Dad, what's my name mean? Me: It's the symbol for love Swallow: What about mine? Me: Umm, true love."
"I am in the S&M period in my relationship She sleeps, I masturbate."
"BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called DARTH VADER: the death [inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star"
"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane into his brother's scrap yard."
"What do you call a teacher that's always late? Mr. Bus (think about it)"
"People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary.... ... or as they like to call her, Preparation H"
"What's the hardest object in a kids playground? My penis."
"what did the ocean say to the other ocean ? nothing they just waved."
"What's the difference between a straight man's moustache and a gay man's moustache? The smell."