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Joke of the Day

"I can tell by the way you keep snapping your gum in my ear that you really don't value your life at all."

"how do you get from floor to roof? smoke an L and look in the mirror"

"What do you call a vegetable optometrist? A sea cucumber."

"Clean joke about sorority girls Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*!"

"What's long and hard on a black guy His prison sentence I hope this hasn't been said before, I half came up with this all by my lonesome"

"""Hey girl, are sitting on the F5 key?"" ""Because dat ass is refreshing."""

"What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat? A row bot."

"What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building? Fire Crackers."

"Why did the sushi cross the road? Sushi could get to the other side."

"Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell no! I do all the drivin'."