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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vegetable optometrist? A sea cucumber."
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"What does a pirate take for his allergies? Aye-drops"
"Why aren't there any homosexual scholars? Because they can't think straight."
"Been dating this new chick and some days i like her and some days i don't. so i made her a mixed signal tape"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I dunno how they got in there."
"hello secretary? i need you to go to that website where you can combine pokemon and combine mew and squirtle, print it out and bring it here"
"""Super Faggot"" is a terrible nickname for a baby."
"When I die I want my skeleton turned into a xylophone. Just like the good ol' days."
"So Jesus can turn a Glass of Water into Wine Last night my drunk friend could turn a Glass of Water into Puke."
"How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen? Nunavut."