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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat? A row bot."
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"Lost My Bitcoins Last Week been trying to track them down ever since."
"'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"" A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"An atheist and a vegan walk into a bar... The only reason I know this is because they both told everybody."
"What are Russian clothes always made out of? Lenin."
"What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher"
"How did the pig get to the hospital? In a hambulance."
"You know why women are bad at parking? Because they are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."
"Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they're filled with Arab semen."
"One night a burglar broke into my house All he got was practice."