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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sushi cross the road? Sushi could get to the other side."

"I was with a blind prostitute today and she said I was the biggest she had ever had. She was just pulling my leg."

"If South Carolina is the Game Cocks Their offensive line would be the cock blockers"

"Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem? A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY"

"What's so great about nihilism? Nothing."

"Don't worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex's name tattooed."

"Whats the difference between a fetus and a meme? You cant kill a Meme"

"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents"

"What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman? A criminal record."

"Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !"