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Joke of the Day
"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."
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"knock knock... who's there? Honeycomb Honeycomb who? Honeycomb your hair."
"Nestle has taken to putting ""Do not consume raw cookie dough"" on all of it's cookie packages Oh, Nestle You don't know me at all, do you?"
"My girlfriend got her period today... ...and I guess, since I'm the adult in this relationship, I'm going to have to have ""the talk"" with her. They grow up so fast..."
"So summer is coming up and i think I'm in good enough shape to pull off a two piece. The hardest part is just chasing her down."
"Useful information: don't turn around if a woman throws a shoe at your back. Because more than likely the other one is in mid flight."
"What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut!"
"Omg I'm so thirsty- *Kool-Aid Man busts through wall* OH YEAHH *Sugar-free zero calorie Kool-Aid Man jiggles door handle* LITTLE HELP HERE"
"The U.S. if Trump wins"
"What did the male lamb say to the female lamb Nice rack"