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Joke of the Day
"What is Russia's codename for Trump? Agent Orange."
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"The symptoms of Ebola... ... are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea & stomach pains. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages .."
"What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night."
"I was running this morning.... I was running in the park this morning, I find it really hard to push myself. So I stopped so the police could arrest me."
"Getting pretty tired of having to add my own sugar and calories to my diet coke..."
"""What's the difference between you and I?"" About 12 letters"
"A pedophile was taking a small child into the woods at night.... The kid say, ""These woods are really scary"". The pedophile replies with, ""You're telling me, iv'e got to walk out of here alone""."
"Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play ""Cowboys and Indians."" Democrats don't either as long as the Indians win."
"Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? feminism."
"Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""