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Joke of the Day

"patrick henry: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH bad people: ok, death patrick henry: [turns around and whispers] guys this was not smart"

"Whats the difference between a tractor and a giraffe? (first ever post in a year on reddit!) One has hydraulics and the other high bollocks! Brilliantly told by my Irish cousin."

"Misleading title Bad punchline"

"How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it."

"[mean joke to girls from guys] I really hope you get the hottest boyfriend So I have a chance on hot girls"

"Teacher asks to name 3 great kings Student raises hand and replies fucking, smoking, drinking"

"What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter? Not a Bernie Sanders supporter."

"How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say ""Who's special?"""

"Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds!"

"Actually Jesus wasn't the carpenter, Joseph was. You're thinking of the Carpenter's Monster"