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Joke of the Day
"Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it"
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"A port-a-potty truck blocked my car in at work so I couldn't leave.. But hey, shit happens."
"Oh man almost forgot the trash *takes trash out, a nice little sushi place* This is great *sees wife there with the recycling* WHAT THE HELL"
"One day mike was praying god and suddenly god appears God: What do you want? Mike: A job, Big Car and Lot of Girls God: Your wish is granted Poor Mike is Driver of Girls School Bus."
"corny joke I was going to tell you a joke about farms, but it was corny"
"While digging a hole today I found a bunch of old gold coins. I ran in to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging a hole."
"Where did the word ""etymology"" come from?"
"My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, ""Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"""
"Vodka...deleting memories since...uhh..."
"I want to see a movie where a robot gains consciousness and realizes its a loser and doesn't want to do anything"