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Joke of the Day
"What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted."
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"""Ummmm..."" -Rope, while being tied into a noose"
"My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I told him to have some respect. They just came out of the closet."
"Whenever anyone asks me where I grew up I point to a random spot in the room and say ""Over there."""
"The Internet. The internet: Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and children are the FBI..."
"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer."
"Get your shit together,... or you will die, Aria."
"I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?"
"Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer."
"*puts baby marshmallows on a porcupine* There you go little guy. Now you're bouncy."