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Joke of the Day

"On the topic of NSFW woman jokes... ""Want to go get some Pizza and Fuck?"" ""No!"" ""Oh you don't like pizza?"""

"What was the black lab's favorite planet? Earf! Earf!"

"STEP UP? Ive got a step ladder,I never really knew my real ladder"

"Meghan Trainor's business cards' must be pretty simple. Name: No Number: No Affiliation: No Contact address: No"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero, they will just beat the room for being black."

"Your favorite Anti joke... go for those who don't know [anti joke Definition](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Anti-Joke)"

"My screensaver is a screenshot of a bunch of spreadsheets so my boss doesn't notice when I haven't moved my mouse in an hour."

"Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck."

"Why was Noah such a compelling character? He had a good ark."

"What do a married guy and a single guy have in common? They both think the other one gets laid more."