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Joke of the Day
"What was the black lab's favorite planet? Earf! Earf!"
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"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support soon, or people are gonna mistake us for nuts."
"MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!"
"""I love u"" ""Umm isn't it a bit too soon to say I love you?"" ""Oh ha I meant the letter U. What's your fav u word? Mine is Unreciprocated lol"""
"If a girl elongates her words when she's texting me, I know she's down to fuckkkk, developmentally disabled, or bothhhhh."
"What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball? A Paul Walker."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? 7 Pirates are illiterate."
"I tried to duck it, but I just wasn't quack! enough."
"A father says to his son, Father: son stop masturbating so much or you'll go blind Son: dad I'm over here"