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Joke of the Day

"I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards"

"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"

"My wife looks like the cats in those cucumber videos when she turns around & sees me naked."

"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!"

"Japan just had an earthquake, I saw it on TV. It was a ground breaking news"

"ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon"

"The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch."

"Always end a conversation with ""gotta run"" so people think you're into fitness"

"If you could create a pill, what would it be for and what would the side effects be?"