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Joke of the Day
"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? ask your mother"
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"BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"
"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."
"My city has been putting in tons of toll booths. Yesterday I had to pay ten cents before they'd let me pass through an intersection! At least I was able to turn on a dime."
"What do you call a pest from the moon? A luna-tick."
"Cows... What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef... What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean beef... What do you call a cow with two legs? A Texan..."
"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"
"[jesus noticeably walking into work 3 days late] sorry i'm late i died"