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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"
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"I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces"
"I saw a reddit post teasing Australia about being upside down. So I went ahead and gave it an Australian upvote."
"Waddya get if you mix Canadian Club and Southern Comfort? What you most assuredly deserve"
"A women got a wooden breast implant the other day.. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline.. *Wooden tit?*"
"I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled ""Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes."" It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!"
"what do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Jooouice!"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla? There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo."
"The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis. I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME."
"I was looking in the mirror this morning and noticed a tiny bald patch on the top of my head. It appeared out of thin hair."