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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"
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"STEP 1: Sign up for email newsletter STEP 2: Receive email newsletter STEP 3: Delete unread email newsletter for the rest of your life"
"I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope."
"Chuck Norris There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
"What did one snail say to the other snail? It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast"
"Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome"
"Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful? The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube."
"Men are not sexist Because being sexist is wrong and being wrong is what women do."
"A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it* Man 2: ""What the problem?"" Man 1: *Sighs* "" I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole """
"My friends tell me I'm condescending Condescending is when you talk down to people"