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Joke of the Day

"Words: For when an emoticon just isn't enough."

"What do you call safe sex with a horse Trojan"

"What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!"

"More tattoo artists really just need to say ""No, I'm not doing that."""

"I'm at an age where ""getting lucky"" only means I have the house to myself..."

"What is this special type of waffle called a ""Tennis racket"" and why does it taste like metal wires?"

"Sean Spicer said the inauguration had the ""largest audience ever."" Then he took it back because your mother left."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, that's probably a good, isolated spot to commit crimes."

"What's the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you."

"A man, his wife, his kid, and his dog all walk into a bar. *Ouch!* *Ouch!* *Ouch!* *Woof!*"