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Joke of the Day
"What is a cows favorite shade of red! Mooroon!"
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"A Storm Trooper and a Red Shirt get into a fight. Storm Trooper misses every shot. Red Shirt dies anyways."
"Seeing as you guys are liking these at the moment, What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat? One mucks around in fountains."
"My Son is a porn star... ...I had to have my wife arrested."
"I tried to keep this fart a secret.. but the news got out.. I guess it leaked."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank hot chocolate before it was cool."
"Apparently Facebook has been flying drones around in third world countries They are trying to kill everyone who isn't on facebook"
"Why did the lollipop cross the road? ... Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed."
"Aw look he's about to say his first words! ""Say dada!"" *baby opens mouth* Here it comes! *airhorn noise*"
"So I heard the guy who invented anagrams died today... May he erect a penis."