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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting."
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"Black Lives Matter. Of course they do. How else would we keep score?"
"What I buy from a tea shop I sigh everytime."
"This Status maybe recorded for quality and training purposes"
"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"
"Love it how music can take you to another place . For example, One direction is playing in this restaurant so i'm going to a different one."
"Potassium and Oxygen went on a date. It was OK."
"Chuck Norris can run up a flight of stairs backwards."
"What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth!"
"I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you."