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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber is coming out with an 'Unplugged album'? I hope it's the microphone that they unplug."

"My wife keeps on calling me ""gullible"" and ""financially irresponsible"". I just can't wait to see her face when I tell her I won the Nigerian lottery."

"Are there any one word jokes ?"

"Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!"

"If you are between 8 -16 years old and not whiskey, you are annoying."

"what kind of vegetable is the hypest a turnup obvs"

"What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park"

"The animals that like to be pet are the ones that feel the best to touch how dope is that"

"I've heard of sleepwalking on Ambien but the cabbie dropped me off and seems I flew to New Mexico, got peyote, ate a burrito, and flew back."

"A guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy."