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Joke of the Day

"A guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy."

"Millionaire Interview Interviewer : Sir, who helped you on becoming a Millionaire? Millionaire : My wife........ I was a billionaire before."

"Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind."

"Blonde joke What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school? A. Hump me dump me!!"

"What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador"

"Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"What is Donald Trumps favourite rap group? Run-DNC"

"fortune cookie- You will not die alone but with many many cat... cat: LOL THAT'S SO YOU!"

"Me: ""You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!"" Grandma: ""Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."""

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Yes I remain sweet & quiet but on the inside I'm composing a strongly worded email"