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Joke of the Day

"I just got a 69 on a test.. And the teacher put ""see me after class"" on it... I think I like where this is going ;)"

"How does the average Chinese worker find a new job? ChinkedIn."

"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"

"* Falls down rock face * Breaks legs. Bleeds profusely * Slowly reaches for pocket * Pulls out phone * Checks twitter notifications"

"A group of midgets were planning to rob a butcher's... But the steaks were just too high."

"You say lasagna. I say spaghetti cake. Because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna."

"You know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children? Because he only comes once a year and that's down a chimney."

"Lumberjacks are good at maths because of their log rhythms Thanks, HL Math."

"Aliens are taking people with . . . . . . .Big Dicks! Dont worry you are safe! Im just telling my favourite alternative news site that i wont be around for a while!"

"Why did the little girl in the flower dress fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."