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Joke of the Day
"A group of midgets were planning to rob a butcher's... But the steaks were just too high."
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"Congratulations to the new Miss America! Now please answer your phone, I need tech support."
"A Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first? A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming ""OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD"
"Things in common When does atheism become synonymous with running? A: When you draw Mohamad. Edit: Reworded it to make sense."
"If I was a quotation mark, I'd be a single quotation mark."
"What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself? Sewercide"
":O + :P = 69 Simple math"
"An British man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The Irishman says 'Hey, is this some kind of joke?'"
"My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish... She would dress like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."
"Life is a lot like a Penis.. Simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely..then a woman makes it hard...!!!"