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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hang out with bears? Their bad breath is un-bear-able."
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"Judging people on Twitter is equivalent to an alcoholic showing up to an AA meeting and making fun of all the other drunks."
"Black Joke Why are black people getting stronger??? Because the televisions these days are getting heavier."
"Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A: A can't opener."
"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry."
"Instead of ""the John,"" I call my toilet ""the Jim."" That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning."
"I should call you Dr. Cause you just got a PhD in gettin schooled."
"How did the blond chip her tooth? With her vibrator"
"My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the face."
"What's the difference between me and an egg? Eggs get laid."