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Joke of the Day
"You can call me xenophobic... But I think the United Nations has too many foreigners."
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"My friend is blind and ignorant to the pain so many people suffer of having burning shits after eating spicy food. What an insensitive asshole."
"What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist? Haw"
"My friend gets an erection whenever he sees chickpeas... He's a hummussexual."
"A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. ""Oh I reckon about the same as short ones!"" the farmer answered."
"Gin & Tonic: 91 calories. Banana: 105 calories. Choosing the healthy option: Priceless."
"When I lay down to go to sleep, I watch Hillary Clinton rallies It is much more convenient than counting sheep individually."
"Standing in the Park wondering why... I was standing in the Park wondering why Frisbies appear larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me."
"What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ? The White Wizzer"
"How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins."