69010

Joke of the Day

"A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. ""Oh I reckon about the same as short ones!"" the farmer answered."

Next Joke
 
"I found a very lucrative deal on the firearms section on Craigslist. A French MAS36 rifle. Never fired, dropped once."
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices - take it or leave it."
"What do you call a black person who smokes? An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this."
"Your brain has two sides: left and right. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left."
"If you play the movie Jaws backwards it's basically a story about a shark with bulimia."
"What's the easiest way to get a little head? The Zika virus."
"My Animal Science dissertation ""Are Hippos Just Girl Rhinoceroses?"" met with a healthy dose of scientific skepticism WHICH I WELCOME."
"What is the most common comment on Reddit? OPs mother."
"""Find something you love to do and you'll never work another day in your life."" Because you'll be home masturbating all the damned time."
Terms & Privacy