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Joke of the Day
"What do dark jokes and food have in common? Not everyone gets them"
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"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."
"Dark comedy is like food Not everyone gets it."
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken."
"Please help me with a punchline to: ""How do you find an amish guy on the internet..."" I've got nothin, but I feel like there could be something there. Any help is appreciated."
"The shortest distance between two points is over a cyclist. ~Australian drivers, apparently."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway. (might of already been posted)"
"What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of? Autumn Leaves."
"Why do proctologists like Facebook? It's another chance to look up old friends."
"Lotta dudes in this coffee shop looking poignant."