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Joke of the Day
"What do dark jokes and food have in common? Not everyone gets them"
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"If I was a villain, my weapon would be a fan and a bag of eyelashes for blinding superheroes I'm a villain, don't ask how I get my weapons"
"If you're wearing sunglasses & it's not at all sunny out, you can't get offended when I grab your arm to guide you safely across the street."
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"I'm a passive aggressive driver. I pass other drivers and then aggressively speed towards the next one."