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Joke of the Day
"To the rooster goes the spoils.. indeed"
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"You say tomato soup. I say ketchup soup. Cause the three year old won't eat tomato soup."
"The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014."
"If I were any more pissy I could pass for a public pool."
"my wife's favorite joketo tell What do you call a peanut with a cold? Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one."
"What do you call a bunch of killer whales playing musical instruments? An orca-stra."
"I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was... ...she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose."
"Jimmy: Khaleesi, of course means Queen. What's your real name again? Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen"
"Why did the computer get a virus? He wasn't using protection."
"What does a girl from Alabama say after having sex? Get off me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"