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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a speeding vegetable? Michael Schumacher."
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"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken"
"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he will eat for a week."
"Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers"
"""Honey, why are there broken condoms on the backyard?"" And that's when his wife replied shouting: ""I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING THE KIDS THAT!"""
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only Juan"
"UPS guy just acted like he'd never seen anyone answer the door in a super hero cape & a straw farmer hat."
"A wizard and a vampire walk in to a bar The Wizard says, ""Let me buy you a drink old friend,"" The Vampire says, ""One chicken please!"""
"Being a gentleman never goes out of style."
"I like my woman like I like this joke. Overused and overrated."